Unity™: Now Brought to You by Backstabbing Flyers

Ah yes, unity. That recent sacred cow of politics is making its way through the DCGOP. The holy word is tossed around like confetti at a parade by individuals who wouldn’t recognize unity if it hit them in the face, preferably with their own campaign flyer.

At the recent CD4 elections, something magical happened. One of Douglas County GOP’s own District Captains, freshly minted and proudly hoisting the "Unifier-in-Chief" banner, was distributing hit pieces. Not just any flyer, mind you. This one targeted one of Douglas County’s own: a former DCGOP 2nd Vice Chair. You know, the kind of internal sabotage that totally screams team spirit and UNITY.

Now I know what you’re thinking: surely, this must be some kind of mistake! Perhaps a rogue flyer leapt out of a car and into the delegates’ hands? Maybe a gust of wind blew it from their clipboard of unity into circulation. After all, how could someone demand that we all come together while simultaneously lobbing grenades at fellow Republicans?

But no, this was no accident. This was strategic, deliberate, and entirely on-brand for the Horninista crowd, those fine folks who claim the moral high ground while digging trenches behind enemy lines (also known as Douglas County). They chant “unity” in public, then gleefully plunge knives into the backs of anyone who dares challenge their control, again UNITY.

Let’s be clear: unity without integrity is a scam. It’s a power play dressed up as virtue. And what happened at CD4 wasn’t unity, it was a textbook case of gaslighting. It was an “all hands on deck” moment... unless your hands are building anything that threatens their little club.

So next time you hear them talk about unity, remember what that actually means in Horninista-speak: shut up, sit down, and don’t get in the way of their agenda.

Because, apparently, nothing conveys “Republican values” quite like a flyer you were too embarrassed to sign your name to. Say what you want about me, no matter what I write, I put my name to it, unlike others.